Luv

I was going to make a long post but honestly who cares? 

It’s been the craziest year of my life. (mostly because of me being stupid but that’s usually the case anyway)

I was going to delete my tumblr but then I would have nothing to help me remember this crazy year except my crappy memory. 

So yeah, I’m just going to leave my useless blog as is, but never go on it. If I don’t have the self-control to stay off a website then there is something wrong with me. 

Let’s hope there isn’t something wrong with me (in addition to everything else wrong with me) 

If you want to contact me, add me as a friend on Facebook. www.facebook.com/luvpurohit

I hope all of you have awesome lives!

-Luv

Just don’t let them get used to it

Don’t ignore them. Listen.

Then when you end up succeeding, don’t shove it in their dumb face; they’ll realize they were wrong independently.

And if they don’t realize it, they aren’t worth your time anyway

But if no one can take a joke then it doesn’t matter how funny someone is.

People who can laugh are as important as people who are funny. Both traits are good to have, and neither is better to have.

peaceandyams replied to your post: I had a PB sammy, string cheese, and baby carrots
“helful”

Ur just bitter cuz I didn’t eat any cereal as per your suggestion

oh and 2 cookies

will be punished by a higher being

?

idk how ppl eat dat wretched thing

canv4s:

i exaggerate 3894028457239 times a day 

It was the perfect storm

They’re a way of life

I feel so cultured

frankcrimes:

Do not blow kisses to anybody. Ghosts intercept them mid-flight and put them on their butts.

blegh that never helps, but whoeoeoeoeee

r u crazy yeah it does

Bitch deleted wow the south cant handle the heat

dude.  my mouth has been agape for like a good 7 minutes.  

this cant be happening 

And now I have to wait here for an hour

I was watching TV and my dad gave me a smoothie and i was like “woah thanks dad!”

hoodiesandcookies:

do you think a show called “because, at one point, a mother-in-law was also a bride” would do well in america

i thought my phone vibrated but it was actually a chubby kid farting on the other end of the bench

but a lot of them are probably mean racists

And now my hands are all soft ad smell like Twilight Woods

osamabinaladdin:

refuse to go watch Ted

there’s a plastic treeeee